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UK RETAILERS ENCOURAGE MASS VOMITING TO BOOST SALES THIS XMAS

In the UK today, with global warming and crass commercialisation, it is "always Xmas, never Winter," to paraphrase C.S. Lewis the writer of the Narnia children's books. 

This commercialisation is the inevitable result of Globalist Capitalism entering its late phase, with increasing competition from vast multinational retail chains, struggling to sell an infinite amount of overproduction from the Third World to a finite number of First World consumers in order to maintain their debt-driven expansion model.

For such credit-bloated entities, Xmas is, of course, the key time of the year, with cut-throat competition to sell mainly food and drink items to the increasingly jaded and desensitised British consumer. 

This year, in order to sell twice or possibly three times as much food and drink as usual, the main supermarket chains have hit upon a novel solution -- namely to encourage mass vomiting by advertising campaigns that confront the great British public with "disturbing" images of multiracial families or radical Muslims.

Here is a still from Morrison's Xmas ad, showing a "multiracial" family. 

Although this image may seem harmless to most non-British people, the fact is that most British people are racist and deeply uncomfortable in mixed race scenarios (the latest census data from 2011 reveals that around 87% of British people are racist Whites). This image is therefore scientifically guaranteed to get most of them heaving up chunks of their Xmas pudding or turkey drumsticks, "washed up" with a disgusting mix of cheap sparkling wine and stomach acid.

The payoff  for Morrisons is that they will have to nip back to their nearest branch of Morrisons to buy some quick replacements at inflated prices.   

Next, here is Tesco's advert for the Xmas campaign:

Notice the purposeful insertion of strict Muslim people who closely follow the Koran. 

Although this image may seem harmless to most non-British people, the latest census data from 2011 reveals that around 87% of British people are Islamophobic White people. This image is therefore carefully calculated to get most of them projectile vomiting their Xmas treats all over the room, forcing them to dash down to their local Tesco for new Xmas decorations, along with another cartload of "festive nosh" and booze.

But it is not just major food retailers who are engaged in this stomach-busting new campaign. Clothes retailers Debenhams and John Lewis are also in on the act. Here is a "stomach-churning" still from Debenhams' Xmas ad.

Although this image may seem harmless to most non-British people, the fact is that most British people find mixed marriages deeply repulsive, with most Whites simply refusing to marry across racial lines. The stats back this up with data revealing that only 4% of Brits do this, which is even lower than Pakistanis (7%), a group that is often presented as "inbreeding cousin marriers." 

This image is therefore absolutely certain to get most Brits puking up their guts all over their party dresses, Xmas sweaters, or whatever else they may be wearing. 

As most dry cleaners will be closed over the Xmas season, this will force the most self-respecting ones to rush down to their nearest department store to speedily purchase new clothes and underwear at hugely inflated prices, along with overpriced perfume or cologne to take away the tang of freshly-vomitted trifle.

Thanks to the outstanding work of these big retailers, Britain is about to have its most colourful and retail-record-breaking Xmas ever!

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